Welcome to the first RSRSG (Robocrotch’s Shitty Reviews of Shitty Games).

So I pretty much hate writing, but I like you, so I’m going to warn you about this shitty demo. I put as much effort in these reviews as the developers put in the games I’m reviewing.

I played the demo for about 20 minutes and I have no idea how I lasted so long.

• the controls are crap
• the graphics are crap
• driving mechanism is crap
• healing yourself is crap
• the guns are crap
• the sound of guns is crap
• the rocket launcher is crap
• the tank that you have to blow up with the rocket launcher is crap
• this review is crap

The only good thing was the destructable terrain/environment.

So the Penguins lost, this game came out, worst day of my life.

Final word
Play COD4 instead

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